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Life is like licking honey off a thorn
22 September 2009 @ 12:50 pm
IM REALLY GLAD TO BE MOVING OUT IN 4 MONTHS BECAUSE MY HOUSE MATES ARE SLOBS.
16 September 2009 @ 12:59 am
oh and what is up with this stupid xbox 360 advertisement banner? come on lj.
29 August 2009 @ 11:41 am
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!
1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.
2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!
3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!
4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.
5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!
6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.
8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!
10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.
1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.
2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!
3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!
4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.
5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!
6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.
8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!
10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.
03 July 2009 @ 10:54 am
attention all my lovely friends in the northern area of california!
we are going up north as far as humboldt next week. mostly los osos, santa cruz and humboldt cuz that's where we have places to stay. i'd rather stay out of san francisco but eli wants to visit his ex gf (bleh) so we need some where to go while in the bay area. and i'd like to see you guys! we are leaving on monday... and trying to plan out everything cuz i don't feel like doing the drive around in the rv and fall asleep on the side of the road deal. we are really seriously low on money so we don't want to be eating out and would rather cook at people's houses and be able to take showers. sooo yea... let me know what you guys are up to!
we are going up north as far as humboldt next week. mostly los osos, santa cruz and humboldt cuz that's where we have places to stay. i'd rather stay out of san francisco but eli wants to visit his ex gf (bleh) so we need some where to go while in the bay area. and i'd like to see you guys! we are leaving on monday... and trying to plan out everything cuz i don't feel like doing the drive around in the rv and fall asleep on the side of the road deal. we are really seriously low on money so we don't want to be eating out and would rather cook at people's houses and be able to take showers. sooo yea... let me know what you guys are up to!
17 June 2009 @ 02:44 pm
04 June 2009 @ 07:45 pm
i thought this was a funny, but interesting article. another reason not to wear skinny jeans. (because they aren't ugly and unflattering enough)
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/w hy-not-to-wear-skinny-jeans-nerve-damage-4 65715/
"Many of us like the way skinny jeans look, but there's no debate about their comfort level. Looser fitting denim styles, trousers, or leggings are preferable, and if you were looking for an excuse to stash your tight jeans, here's a health reason: Doctors say increasing numbers of women are coming to them with meralgia paresthetica.
Do you ever feel a numb, pins-and-needles tingling feeling along your thigh? Do you get a weird burning or itching sensation down your upper leg? This condition is caused by constant pressure cutting off the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve.
According to this MSNBC story, one skinny jean wearer, Parmeeta Ghoman, went to her doctor because it felt like she was "floating." and she couldn't feel her legs. “It felt really strange — it felt like my leg had gone to sleep,” says Ghoman. Another woman from this CBS report said her jean pain was so bad that her doctor now has her taking anti-seizure medicine to control her symptoms.
While sufferers of this condition are typically construction workers, police officers who wear heavy belts, pregnant women, or obese people, experts say increasing levels of young, healthy women have experienced the symptoms because of their skinny jeans."
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/w
"Many of us like the way skinny jeans look, but there's no debate about their comfort level. Looser fitting denim styles, trousers, or leggings are preferable, and if you were looking for an excuse to stash your tight jeans, here's a health reason: Doctors say increasing numbers of women are coming to them with meralgia paresthetica.
Do you ever feel a numb, pins-and-needles tingling feeling along your thigh? Do you get a weird burning or itching sensation down your upper leg? This condition is caused by constant pressure cutting off the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve.
According to this MSNBC story, one skinny jean wearer, Parmeeta Ghoman, went to her doctor because it felt like she was "floating." and she couldn't feel her legs. “It felt really strange — it felt like my leg had gone to sleep,” says Ghoman. Another woman from this CBS report said her jean pain was so bad that her doctor now has her taking anti-seizure medicine to control her symptoms.
While sufferers of this condition are typically construction workers, police officers who wear heavy belts, pregnant women, or obese people, experts say increasing levels of young, healthy women have experienced the symptoms because of their skinny jeans."
27 May 2009 @ 08:30 pm
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13 May 2009 @ 09:27 am
some one pleeaasseee buy something from my site so i can go see my favorite band everrrr GOGOL BORDELLO!!! next week! in ventura! EEEKKK i'll make you something custom! anything!
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06 May 2009 @ 07:17 pm
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ction=vids.individual&videoid=49021294
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ction=vids.individual&VideoID=50087201
little videos of our guild amoeba from the vista pirate faire
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea
little videos of our guild amoeba from the vista pirate faire
21 April 2009 @ 04:46 pm
http://www.fbi.gov/page2/april09/wanted 042109.html
this is such bullshit! aahh it makes me so angry. animal rights and environmentalist are extreme terrorists???? what the fuck!!! come on government, there are much MUCH more dangerous people out there you should be going after.
this is such bullshit! aahh it makes me so angry. animal rights and environmentalist are extreme terrorists???? what the fuck!!! come on government, there are much MUCH more dangerous people out there you should be going after.


